life has never given me lemons
If I don’t sell these before the show ends, they are going to gather dust in my closet for years to come. I don’t want that for them. You don’t want that for them, either.
i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
I just died of cute.
a bee that’s allergic to honey and breaks out in hives
They’re not the best but…
IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL
if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
i don’t know how to flirt but please fuck me
yes hello 911??? all of my internet friends are way too cute i think theres some kind of conspiracy going on