slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

• we are friend

if you call me friend

• we are friend

if you want to be my friend

• we are friend

friend

• we are friend

holdmyhat:

iamtonysexual:

This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.

andrewhussiesbosom:

IM LAugHing OS HARD

the world of avatar

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

l-aughterr:

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

theabsentconsort:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.


PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

Nice bottled water tastes like shit though.

graceebooks:

men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

laugh-addict:

i saw hell with my own eyes