ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

hypnoskid:

edsheeranisfuckingjesus:

brick

me*

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

theyahoostaff:

smiletripdancelive:

These guys are not fucking around….

we love you guys 

we’re trying to make you laugh

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

lonelywhiteasian:

100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually

monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

inourcircles:

I often wonder this

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are