what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
let me just park my squid
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Tumblr will pay the bills.
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”