if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
toxic by nature, look but dont touch
Chocolate Raspberry cheesecake instead of the usual vodka tonight.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
David Tennant in The Quatermass Experiment
things that i need in my life right now:
- cheese pizza
- ice cream
- rough sex
- gentle sex
- more ice cream
- S E X
- more pizza
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer