amoying:

im so mad why aren’t toasters called tanning breads

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanideandhappiness]

Amber Scott in Molto Vivace. Photograph J. Smith

firebreathingbitch:

bonesofbirch:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

Now inhale and exhale.

fluent-in-lesbianism:

fl0werviolence:

buzzfeed:

This little guy is called a pika, and he’s loves bringing people flowers.

be my boyfriend little pika

When he sneezes does he say pika-choo?

deerpong:

I have never been more accurately described by a picture in all my life than this one

hoursago:

i am having a very hard time drawing anything that isn’t completely stupid

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

Reblog if you knew who Misha Collins was before the Mishapocalypse

onamelancholyhill:

frozenfireflight:

toxicrants:

abyssiansoul:

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

Uhhh, can I BE you, please?

I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’

Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dictionary.

wheelbreaks-thebutterflies:

I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT SPONGEBOB DIDN’T MEAN EYELASHES